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Politics and the English Language

It’s always great to revisit George Orwell’s beautifully written essay on how to write.

  1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
  2. Never us a long word where a short one will do.
  3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
  4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
  5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
  6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

And they say that one day machines will take over the world

Janice:

i was typing in my google calendar
500 days of summer with jess at 10pm’
and it blocked off all 500 days from now till 2010
!!!

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